I wonder as I wander...

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

Here ya go

Anyway, we should all watch this and then send some money to World Central Kitchen (which was the charity this was originally done for and they’re a good one).

Taras Shevchenko and Ira Aldridge by Heorhiy Melikhov, 1963

GILMORE GIRLS 6.02 | Fight Face 7.08 | Introducing Lorelai Planetarium

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I can't stop thinking about this medieval girl and her dog ❤️🥲

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I respect the choice of ignoring medical advice but it's unfair to blame us when the consequences are more dire than what you hoped for.