Hello you weird little freaks

someone needs to check up on the author of diary of a wimpy kid bc what if his publishing company is holding him hostage

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

FOOD IS GOOD. FOOD IS GOOD. FOOD IS GOOD!! if you’re eating, ever, and even/especially if it’s hard, know that i am personally SO SO proud of you

The BMI was invented by Adolphe Quetelet, the 19th century statistician who invented phrenologist anthropometry. He wasn’t just a eugenicist, he was one of the founding fathers of racist pseudoscience. Please do not listen to anything he has to say about your body.

I always thought everyone knew this by like the early 2000s but instead I see more people than ever believing this stuff is real medical science

Man if y'all folks up thread thought this situation was bad back in 2021 (as I did too) you won’t BELIEVE what the 2026 cultural convo on these topics is like.

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital