#myshane

Hollander forbids him from actually fucking him, since he doesn't want to be sore for the skills competition or the games themselves, even though nobody takes them seriously.

Ilya pins him face down, pushes his thighs together and fucks his dick between them, cockhead pressing teasingly against Hollander's rim on every push. When Hollander starts whining loudly, Ilya shuts him up with three fingers shoved roughly in his mouth.

He finishes between Hollander's legs, then flips him over and swallows his cock down. Hollander comes like a shot down Ilya's throat, biting down on his own fingers to muffle the sounds.

They rest for a while and go a second round, trading lazy handjobs and kissing until their lips feel numb.

It's a good night.

Convincing Hollander to meet up the second night is even easier than the first and Ilya mentally congratulates himself on a job well done so far.

It takes them longer to sneak out unseen than the previous day but Ilya refuses to feel rushed. Once they're in his room he takes his time, stripping Hollander's clothes off one by one and kissing him slowly and languidly, laying him out on the bed like a meal to be savored.

He brings Hollander near the edge with his hand, and then his mouth. By the second thwarted orgasm Hollander is already writhing, hips thrusting uselessly into the empty air and hand grasping Ilya's shoulder so tightly, he knows it's gonna bruise.

"Fuck," he breathes, voice threaded high. "Fucking - let me come, Rozanov."

Ilya kisses his stomach. "No. Is more fun this way."

"Fun for who?" Hollander demands.

"You like it," Ilya says decisively. "You like having to earn your reward."

Hollander considers that. "What do I have to do to earn it?"

Ilya hadn't thought quite that far. He feels a little bit like a big cat, playing with his meal. All he knows is he's not ready to eat just yet.

He also wants to see just how far he can push Hollander.

"Tell me about your first time."

Hollander looks down at him, brows furrowing. "What - why?"

"I want to see if I can do it better," Ilya says, grinning.

"That's sick, Rozanov."

Ilya hums. Hollander's cock is inches away from his face, from where Ilya's been pressing kisses into his overheated skin. It's still rock hard.

"Is it? You get off on competition."

Hollander's lips twist. "It's not a competition."

"Everything can be a competition," Ilya disagrees.

"That's not - it doesn't matter. It's not a sexy story, anyway. It would kill the mood."

"It's a story about you having sex," Ilya says. "What's the problem, exactly?"

Hollander shrugs, the motion clumsy since he's currently resting on his elbows. "It was just... awkward. You remember what it was like being a teenager."

Ilya raises his eyebrows. "Oh, you assume I was having sex when I was a teenager? You think I'm a slut like you?"

Hollander's cock twitches. Interesting. "Don't even try."

"Alright," Ilya concedes. "It was awkward, but I was having sex with other awkward teenagers. You had a... ah, senior citizen? To guide you."

"Fuck off," Hollander says, so quick Ilya knows it's mostly instinct. "I'm just saying, I didn't know what the hell I was doing. It was weird."

Now Ilya is curious. "Tell me."

Hollander looks conflicted. He shifts on his elbows, abs twitching at the movement. "We were in the backseat of his car, the first time. He like... crawled on top of me? It was really cramped, so he had me pretty much pinned down."

The mental image is both enticing and repulsive. Hollander looks good pinned down, but Ilya finds that he viscerally hates the idea of another man doing the pinning.

"And then?" Ilya asks, because he's a glutton for punishment.

"He took my hand, to show me where to put it. We gave each other handjobs, and then he drove me home."

"What a way with words," Ilya says flatly. "You are sure you're a hockey player, not a poet?"

Hollander rolls his eyes. "I told you it wasn't a sexy story."

"Or maybe you are a bad storyteller."

Hollander kicks him. Ilya grabs his foot and uses the leverage to push his legs apart, grinning when Hollander easily lets him.

"Is okay," Ilya says. "I will show you how a real first time should go. This fancy hotel room is no backseat of a car, but we will make do."

Hollander rolls his eyes.

It's a pity Ilya won't be able to fuck that attitude out of him until tomorrow.

Tonight he'll have to make do with edging him until he cries.

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He also feels guilty about sleeping with Rozanov in the first place, even though it's exactly what Brian asked him to do. Maybe he should have told Brian about it before it happened. Maybe he should have picked someone he didn't already want to fuck - even though that would have brought his list of prospects down to zero.

This open relationship thing is stressful. Shane thinks he may not be built for it.

He goes to Brian's place after Vegas and even with the guilt eating Shane up from the inside, it's nice. Brian is more attentive than he's been in a while, showering Shane with praise and affection. The sex is better than it's been in a while, too.

(It's not as good as with Rozanov, a thought Shane mercilessly banishes as soon as it pops up.)

So their new relationship status is definitely working for Brian. Shane probably just needs time to adjust.

He thinks about telling Brian about Rozanov, but he's not sure what the rules are. Brian hasn't told him about anyone he's fucked or is thinking about fucking. Maybe Shane should wait for him to bring it up. Brian hates it when he pesters him for constant clarification, and Shane doesn't want to ruin his good mood. Better to just follow his lead and work through the rest of it on his own.

Besides, if Brian doesn't know about Rozanov, he can't tell Shane not to sleep with him again. Shane can't pretend that's not a little bit of a factor.

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Months pass and Shane somehow settles into the new status quo.

Montreal plays Boston three times and he meets up with Rozanov after each game and has the best sex of his life. Rozanov texts him in between games, too, and more often than not it leads to sexting.

Shane doesn't like thinking about how even over text, Rozanov is still an amazing lay. He's got stability with Brian, he reminds himself. Love, commitment. That's not something Rozanov is ever gonna offer.

Not that Shane would want it even if he did. Because he loves his boyfriend.

Jesus Christ, dude, pull yourself together.

Brian doesn't tell him about any of his hook ups and Shane doesn't ask. Whoever he's fucking, it doesn't affect their sex life.

Shane can't say the same for himself. After his third time with Rozanov a need starts to set underneath his skin, an itch that sex with Brian just can't seem to scratch.

Shane feels awful about it, especially when Brian notices.

"You good, babe?"

They're naked in bed (the bed Rozanov fucked him in last month) and Shane is on his back, Brian nestled between his legs, hard cock brushing against his thighs. Shane's mind should not be wandering right now, and yet it has been.

"Yeah," Shane says, flushing guiltily when Brian shoots him a disbelieving look. "It's just. Um. Could you be... rougher, maybe? Hold me down?"

Shane rarely asks for things in bed. The things they normally do have always worked well enough for him that he hasn't felt the need to. He's certainly never had to make himself pay attention when his boyfriend's about to fuck him.

This is all Rozanov's fault. That fucker broke Shane's dick.

"Hold you down?" Brian repeats, a little incredulous. "You know you're way stronger than me, right?"

"I wouldn't be trying to really escape. Just... pretending."

Brian sits back on, a sour expression on his face. "Sure. That doesn't sound emasculating at all."

"How would that be emasculating?" Shane asks incredulously.

"You don't think I'm strong enough," Brian accuses. "Why else would you need to pretend different so you could get off?"

Frustration flares hotly in Shane's chest. Rozanov isn't stronger than him, either. When he holds Shane down, it's with the knowledge that it's a game, that Shane could throw him off if he really wanted to. That doesn't make it any less hot, or make Shane wish Rozanov was stronger.

"You're being ridiculous."

Brian blinks. "Fuck this," he mutters, and then he's climbing off the bed.

"You're leaving?" Shane asks, stunned.

"Obviously I'm not good enough to fuck you, so I won't pretend to be."

Shane sits up, his frustration now crushed under a rush of guilt. What the fuck his wrong with him? He's started comparing Brian to Rozanov in his head and now he's got his boyfriend thinking he's not good enough for him.

"I'm sorry," he says, reaching for Brian's arm, relieved when he doesn't pull away at his touch. "It was just an idea, I didn't mean - I'm happy with what we do. It's just been a stressful day."

Brian looks down at him, lips twisted in an unhappy frown. "Where did you get that idea?"

Shane should tell him. He doesn't know why he doesn't want to.

"Porn," he says finally, hoping the redness on his face can be mistaken for embarrassment.

"Hm." Brian turns to face him again, wrapping his arms around Shane's shoulders. His cock pokes Shane's chest in this position, thankfully still hard. "Well, if we're borrowing from porn, I've got a couple of things we could try instead."

Shane nods, relieved beyond measure that his slip-up didn't fuck up their whole night. "Whatever you want."

Brian smiles, petting his hair sweetly. "You're so good to me, babe."

The praise warms Shane, making his heart flutter. It doesn't matter if it isn't the same with Brian as it is with Rozanov, he decides. Brian is the one who loves him, the one who will stick around.

Besides, Rozanov is new and exciting. Surely he won't stay that way for long. Shane will get him out of his system in a few months and then, Brian will hopefully be ready to close the relationship again. They'll go back to the way things were, only better, because both of them will have sown their wild oats.

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By the time Ilya–away for a photoshoot for a magazine and then a brand event and thus not here for Mango Time–calls, Shane’s mood has plummeted sharply in a way he knows shouldn’t be hitting him so hard. 

And yet. 

“Hello Mango Maniac,” Ilya says with fond resignation as soon as the call connects. “How badly-what’s wrong?” His levity drops in an instant. “Shane, what happened? What's wrong?” 

Shane wonders if it's worse to answer and tell him the humiliating truth or just hang up. Knowing the latter would likely have Ilya on his doorstep within two hours, though, photoshoot and contractual obligations be damned, he answers, voice absurdly tight for such a stupid thing.

“My mangoes all sucked.” 

Ilya blinks.

“I tried, like, six,” Shane says, feeling stupid and weak and ridiculous.

And itchy.

“And they were…not good?” Ilya says carefully, obviously a little thrown by what’s happening, which Shane can’t blame him for. He knows it’s beyond ridiculous, being upset because the mangoes were all stringy or bitter or astringent, but-

“It's not fair,” he says, scrubbing his arm over his eyes, hating himself and mangoes and allergies all together in a blend of hurt and humiliation at being so hurt over something so fucking stupid. “I already feel like shit, and it’s just going to get worse, and it was for nothing.” 

As soon as he says it, he's aware it's not just something that applies to this year's shitty inaugural session of Mango Time.

But at this stage of things, being upset about the mangoes is easier than being upset about the Metros.

“I can't have fucking anything,” he says, scrubbing his arm over his eyes, knowing he sounds petulant and stupid but unable to help it, knocked down in this last little cosmic fuck you, offering him all of the price and none of the pleasure of his singular fucking vice. He eats clean. He trains hard. He follows the rules. He does everything right. 

And he can’t even have the one fucking thing he lets himself indulge in knowing it’s not good for him.

It’s just not fucking fair. 

“Everyone else gets to eat whatever the fuck they want all the fucking time, and I have to read every goddamn label and menu and ask every waitress and check every ingredient and be so goddamn careful all the goddamn time and never slip up because I could fucking die and-” He cuts himself off, looking away, like that’ll mean that Ilya doesn’t notice that he’s being a fucking basket case right now. “And I can’t even have a good mango,” he finishes miserably, voice small. 

“I’m sorry you had bad mangoes, malysh,” Ilya says, and the sincere sympathy in his voice just makes him feel even worse. 

Shane tucks himself down a little firmer on the couch under the throw blanket he’s under, primarily as a guard against him itching the way he wants to. 

A price he’s paying for something he didn’t even fucking enjoy. 

“I’m sorry,” he says. “I know it’s stupid to-” 

“Is stupid to eat something you are allergic to, yes,” Ilya interrupts. “But is okay to be upset, Shane. You do not have to apologize for this.” 

“Okay, Galina,” Shane scoffs, but Ilya doesn’t take offense. 

“Hey,” Ilya protests, faux-offended. “She is very smart person, and I listen to very smart people.” He lifts his eyebrows. “Just like other people could listen to smart people like, oh, I don’t know, their fucking allergist-” 

Shane makes a face, but he does feel a little better, just having Ilya in front of him, even if only on a screen. 

If he can’t have good mangoes, at least he can have a good boyfriend. 

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By the end of their first year on the Centaurs together, his and Ilya’s sex life has gotten sparse enough that when Shane is playfully told to close his eyes and hold out his hand after collapsing on the couch after coming home from end of season PT for his bad shoulder, he's expecting to feel the weight of his husband’s cock or a new dildo in his palm. It wouldn't be unwelcome, honestly. He’s already been making a list of everything he’d like to catch up on that he’s thought about but not had the energy to explore in the bedroom. 

Instead, though, what lands in his hand is…tupperware?

He opens his eyes before he's told to.

“What’s this?” He asks, tilting the container up and then frowning when he realizes what’s in it, even more confused. “You're enabling my mango habit with pre-sliced mangoes?” He asks, suspicious, frankly, at this gesture from the president of the Jesus Fuck Shane Stop Eating The Fucking Mangoes Club.

“I am enabling you with the best mangoes,” Ilya corrects, dropping down next to him and looking distinctly pleased with himself. “You still should just stop eating the fucking mangoes,” a look, “but if you are going to keep making bad choices, it should at least be worth it. So: the best mangoes.”

“The best mangoes, huh? Promise?” Shane asks, both touched and amused at the grandness of the declaration. “What, did you hire a mango witch?” 

“Would have been easier,” Ilya says wryly. “Then I could have not eaten so fucking many. I don't know why you-”

“You were eating them?” Shane asks, thrown, as he pops the top on the container, mouth watering immediately at the sweet, juicy, floral scent that wafts up to him, feeling hunger so intense it feels almost like arousal. 

“Yes,” Ilya says. “For the first day of the world's most stupid annual event-” 

Shane kicks him.

“-here are the best mangoes Ottawa has to offer. I bought five from five stores, and these are the winners of all 25 in celebration of the first day of Shane's Stupid Mango Time Cel-”

“You bought 25 mangoes?” Shane asks, incredulous. “You-wait, you also ate 25 mangoes?” 

“After peeling them–which was the worst part, why do you have to love such a stupid fruit, huh?–I ate a piece from every single one, and these are the best. The others-” 

He doesn't get to finish the sentence.

Not when Shane carefully puts the bowl of mangoes down on the coffee table, straddles his husband, and pulls him into a kiss so filthy it couldn't be aired on television were someone filming them. When he pulls back, it’s only far enough to rest their foreheads together. If his eyes are a little wet, Ilya doesn’t mention it, instead thumbing affectionately at the apple of his cheek. 

“You got me the best mangoes?” Shane asks, voice a little rough. 

“I would still prefer if you would just have healthy bad habits like normal people, like maybe getting addicted to cocaine-”

Shane snorts.

“-but this is what you like, and I know you wait all year for it.” He brushes Shane's hair back, stroking over his cheek before resting his hand along his jaw. “And last year was bad. So this year I am making it good. So you can have a good Mango Time.” 

“Ya tebya lyublyu” Shane says, kissing him again, once, twice, three times. 

“I love you, too,” Ilya says affectionately, ruining a bit of the sweetness of the moment with an appreciative squeeze of Shane’s ass before he nudges him off. “Now eat your stupid choices so both of us suffering can be worth it. Commence Shane Hollander’s Very Stupid And Bad Mango Time.” 

Shane graciously ignores the slander of his holiday and climbs off of his husband to sit on the couch again. He reclaims the bowl and picks out the smallest piece of mango he can find from the beautiful morsels on offer, moaning without meaning to when he chews. Jesus fuck. It is a fucking excellent mango. 

Ilya's look of pleased amusement at his reaction fades slightly into hunger of his own when Shane slides off the couch to his knees and reaches for Ilya's belt buckle, swallowing his bite of perfect mango and licking his lips as he lowers his husband's fly.

After all, sweet always tastes better with a little salty to go with it. 

(And if he pauses mid-blowjob for another bite of mango, well.) (Ilya already signed the marriage certificate and can’t follow through on his threats to leave him.) 

Something sours in Ilya's gut. It's not like he expected Hollander to dump his boyfriend of seven years after one night with him.... except who does he think he's kidding, that is absolutely what he thought.

After a night like that? Ilya doesn't think anyone should blame him. He doubts fucking Brian ever made Hollander come hands free, not if he can't even be bothered to eat him out.

"Are you okay?"

Ilya responds by biting the soft flesh of Hollander's thigh, grinning when Hollander gasps, hips twitching upwards.

He's just gonna have to keep going, he decides. One night was not enough but a few weeks or months of consistently amazing sex should do the trick. Ilya doesn't exactly love the idea of sharing Hollander for that long, but he can be patient.

To start with, tonight he'll suck Hollander's soul out of his dick.

But first, he'll make sure to wipe out every trace of his terrible boyfriend from Hollander's body and mind.

With that thought, Ilya places his mouth over the bruise and bites.

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The first game of the season proper Boston beats Montreal and after, Ilya fucks Hollander in his own bed.

Hollander is tense when they start out. Maybe like Ilya, he's thinking of the fact that this is the bed where he sleeps with his boyfriend. Ilya doesn't mind; enjoys, in fact, putting Hollander on his hands and knees and fucking the tension out of him until he can barely stay upright.

They collapse on the mattress in the aftermath, sticky with sweat. Ilya turns his head to watch Hollander as they catch their breath, feeling smug at the dazed expression on his face.

"Where is your boyfriend tonight?" Ilya asks.

There were no hickeys this time but he's still fairly certain Hollander's relationship status hasn't changed and he wants to find out for sure.

"At home," Hollander says. "His place, I mean. We don't actually live together, it would be a logistical nightmare to keep hidden. He spends some nights here, I spend some nights at his, we make it work."

"Does he know I'm here?"

Hollander glances at him. "Why?"

Ilya shrugs one shoulder. "Just curious."

"Oh." Hollander's expression twists, lips tugging in a frown. "No, he doesn't. He doesn't tell me about other people, either. I don't wanna know."

"Sound healthy," Ilya says dryly.

"Fuck you. Don't you need to have been in a relationship to know what a healthy one looks like?"

Ilya resists the urge to tell Hollander that his relationship is so dysfunctional, a blind dog could see it. He doesn't feel like being thrown out of bed just yet.

"What about me?" he asks instead. "Do I get to know if you fuck anyone else?"

Hollander looks at him, startled. "Who else would I fuck?"

Ilya blinks. "Who - anyone you want to? You are aware that you're Shane Hollander, yes?"

Hollander's cheeks go bright red. It's a nice color on him, Ilya thinks.

"I know I'm successful," he mutters, like that's not a massive understatement. "But it's not like I could go out to a bar and pick someone up, you know? You're the only person besides Brian who knows I'm gay. I don't know how to find someone else I could trust to keep it secret."

"Hm." Ilya understands; it's the same reason men have been such a rare indulgence for him. It's also a sad reality he has no interest in dwelling on. "I see. So I am, what, last resort?"

Hollander rolls his eyes. "Oh, fuck off. You've got a different girl hanging off your arm every week, your ego doesn't need any more stroking."

"Still keeping up with me in the tabloids, I see."

Hollander smacks him in the face with a pillow.

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