Get real.
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Get real.
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This is killing me

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love when an absolute nightmare of a character is introduced and all you can think is "jesus christ buddy what the hell is your problem" and the narrative gives you a hot minute to stew before explaining Exactly what is Their Problem. and you just sorta sit back in your metaphorical rocking chair and think "huh. yeah okay fair. that would do this to a person, yes."
no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,
i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

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I made some terrain for Mordheim. I used the packaging box of a subwoofer for the stone tiles. They already had their own texture, which made my job a lot easier (egg carton works just as well!).
smoking my Bigarette
finally. the cigarón
i dislike the whole “horror is so back” narrative people are throwing around recently with obsession and backrooms. both are great movies, but horror was also so back with the long walk. and sinners. and the substance. and nosferatu. and literally anything directed by jordan peele. horror as a genre will always have its flops. but there will always be those few that revive the hype.
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lives in sewer
kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one
blood magic
never stops being funny

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We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi
Citripio y Arturito
Riverchase Galleria, 1986
trying to buy a bookshelf/room divider feels so fucking pointless. it's a quest in futility. there's nothing worth getting, not at any price, and you know why? it's because 60-some odd years ago, god damned George Nakashima made this thing:
Look at this fucking infohazard of a piece of furniture.
Look at how fucking perfectly proportioned each and every void space is to create a subtle sense of motion and elevation, almost a landscape with just a few careful lines.
Look at how the reduction in the support pillars from left to right mirrors that ascension and proportion. How the different woods highlight each other and the near-seamless points at which they meet. How the shadowed interior boards bring out the bright highlights in the grain of the shelves and top piece.
Look at how it fits into a room, how it casts a shadow, and most importantly, how it perfectly frames and hilights every single thing placed on it.
Like. It's not some wild statement to claim that the man who defined an entire genre of woodworking and furniture making, crystalized in his book "the soul of a tree", is like. A human god of the art form. I get that i'm saying nothing revolutionary here. But this thing just. breaks me. nothing compares. i've spent years trying to find a bookshelf that can even hold the faintest candle to it. I've spent long nights up in cad modeling out my own versions based on his design, desperately wanting to take them down to the woodshop and try my hand, but like. one real, good look at this, and it's so clearly the result of decades of craftsmanship. a lifetime of the art. i love it. it ruined this type of furniture for me, and i love it so, so much.
I'll just have to stick to desks, the one thing I know Mr. Nakashima will never ruin for m-
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fuck.
I will say I have a criticism with how streaming and dvd releases portray the Melancholy of Haruhi show in that the show did NOT originally air in chronological order. You would get an alternating pattern of something early in the timeline and then something late in the timeline, and the reason was to build up tension for a really big event that happens in the middle of the timeline. Modern releases of the show instead put the show in chronological order which imo deflates all the tension it tries to build, because the big mystery is solved and you still have tons of episodes left. If you wanna get into Haruhi please watch it in its original release order its so much better. Haruhi novels have a sense of nonlinear story telling at points and the show leaned into that originally, and removing it hurts the show
What kind of asshole puts a show out of episode order so that it's in chronological order???? That doesn't make any sense???? Imagine skipping to the middle of a movie to watch a flashback and then watching the entire rest of the movie
Because in 2009 they made more episodes and instead of treating it as a normal season two, they merged it with the original 2006 run, with the original 2006 run if it's in chronological order the big highlight happens in the middle and the final episode is kinda melancholic/not a great finale, but the new additional episodes getting tacked on changed that and chronological order was more appealing to new watchers (the original first episode was a an universe movie the characters make that has no actual bearing on plot or introduces you to characters, imo that's very fun but you can see how the general public might be weirded out by that).

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Never change, my queen. Keep sacrificing people for loot and/or fun
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