"It's Giving Me The Death Giggles" @toytulini - Tumblr Blog

basically every day i feel like i have to post this meme i made a while back

Please put them back on.

#actually fuck it u know what #new pinned post actually #wear your FUCKING MASKS #get your fucking BOOSTERS #AND YOUR FLU SHOTS WHILE YOURE AT IT

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hussyknee

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

#i did follow thebootydiaries yeah

nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

wizard-council-bureaucrat

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

#argh

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

ghostdaartist

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

whatacartouchebag

#vids #undescribed #music #yooooooooooooooo #would put this on a stupid cupid playlist if i could

yardsards

on one hand i'm not the boner police, and not every kink has some Deep Belief at its root, and finding non-normative features attractive doesn't inherently involve objectifying people with those features. but on the other hand, it makes me go ape shitt that it's so hard to find spaces online for amputees that aren't flooded with fetishizers drowning out our own voices, and so many amputee kinks seem to hinge on ableism and the idea that our bodies are taboo/helpless and do treat us like objects.

(now someone insert a clever joke about how i said "on the other hand" but i don't have two full hands)

#on the other hand how are you expected to juggle these views with only one hand?

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julpernulper

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

#ill be like ''i dont care for corn'' and my parents bring up my behavior as a literal infant #so you can imagine how other things are going

julpernulper

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

json-derulo

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

herpsandbirds

Paradise Tanager (Tangara chilensis), family Thraupidae, order Passeriformes, Peru

photograph by জয় চ্যাটার্জী

#birds

yellow-cat

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

#anti anxiety med that I Do Not Take stuck in my head for some rwason

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silvernevermind

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

creekfiend

hey everyone I have a pretty janky very basic kindle but I really tire of their stupid proprietary file type and their attempts to get me to spend a trillion dollars on things I do not even own. does anyone have e-reader recs for something that can *easily* read all kinds of files, and maybe even lets you read stuff in-browser? 🤔 like something that would let me read an article from Online without Downloading it as a PDF and converting it to some other thing and spitting twice and touching my toes three times?

#reblogging for all the reccs in the notes 👀👀

json-derulo

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

json-derulo

me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

json-derulo

to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear

the etsy seller threw in a little miniature hermes silk scarf as a freebie and I dare you to tell me he doesn't know how handsome he looks in it. whenever we take it off of him he broods like he's a wealthy victorian orphan child in desperate need of a seaside holiday to restore his delicate aristocratic constitution

digitaldiscipline

went out for pints with the lads last night.

doomspaniels

I made this image for my working line, bred to hunt all day, rough tough... princess. She's *such* a princess. You'd never know she spent her first 8mo in outdoor (hunting) kennels; this dog was born to cuddle under the covers and wear pretty tiaras with matching necklaces. Anyway, I would like to share it for all the rough tough pets out there:

#ethel needs that as a sticker #dogs

creekfiend

hi! do you have any recommendations for specific brands or places to get pots-appropriate compression wear? no idea where to even start w/abdominal stuff, and every time I look at longer stockings I go damn I wish this had dinosaurs on it (as some of my shorter less effective socks do). thank you!

I will do my best... my favorite compression sock brands are wellow (these are the most comfortable by far) sockwell, and vim&vigr (those two have higher compression but aren't as comfortable)

for abdominal compression the most effective ones by far are supacore, which are very $$$. sign up for emails and wait for sales, sometimes certain colors will be deeply discounted, u gotta check in every so often to see. the most COMFORTABLE stuff is from jelliebend, although the material they use gets you really sweaty if you wear it out and it's hot. so that a consideration. i also have compression leggings from cean that I like, and they make shorts and an abdominal Tube thing that's a lot like the jelliebend one. i like jelliebend for being more accessible bc they're a very small company and frequently send out feedback forms to try and get opinions & insight about what type of products their customers would find most helpful and I like when ppl involve customers in product design like that when they're making stuff for sick & disabled people.

those are my favorites of the stuff I have tried. i wear wellow socks and my jelliebend shorts almost every day, and the vim&vigr socks and supacore shorts on days when I need to leave the house for an appointment or errand or whatever.

consolecadet

Adjacent recommendation since I know people have trouble finding this: if you need lower leg compression for large legs, Doc Miller has decent compression socks and sleeves to fit up to a 28" calf.

And I have not tried them myself, but some of my fat friends have recommended Superfit Hero, which carries light (8-15mmHg) compression leggings up to a 79" waist/90" hip.

creekfiend

ty for the addition! I've heard from other ppl who need compression & find a lot of available options too small that looking at companies who market stuff for lipedema can be a good way to find things that are larger, as well, if that helps anybody format search terms when looking for these things

kuttithevangu

On a more productive note, since Sold A Story came out there have been campaigns in at least 40 US states to establish science-based literacy curricula

Stanford Professor Rebecca Silverman discusses a transformative movement backed by research that is changing literacy instruction in schools

The Reading League, a nonprofit dedicated to the project of science-based literacy education, has chapters in 46 states and have collected materials on reading-education science here:

Find science of reading resources, recommended books, and professional development videos to build your professional knowledge.

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