Jacks Reblogs

Hang thy trashbags for the binman cometh!

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!

It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...

MOON DAY MONDAY!!!!!

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

Quality skinwalker for your viewing pleasure

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

Something i just thought about, if humanity found aliens or whatever they would probably be horrified at human headbutting other things. Like thats their most important organ in an already vulnerable part of their body (no shell, no extra protection, not regressed into their body) and their using it to fight of all things. Lets say a person gets into a fight, maybe on an alien planet or a ship or whatever and the human and whatever are fighting, maybe an alien or another human, theyve only been punching and grappling, they grab the thing solidly and absolutely slam their forehead into their opponent before someone could break it up. Now picture this, the other aliens are horrified cus the human just effectively put itself in the most risk it could, and it does it AGAIN, and another time until they manage to break it up (after the human definately broke some kind of facial feature of their opponent) and tells them thats just a pretty common move humans use in fights

You forget how formidable the humble skull actually is.

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

Yeah okay this is going on main

YEEEEEAP, Global warming, great to have a denier as our minister of environment

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

you know what really helps you locate any small paper cuts you might have forgotten you have? putting your hand in a bucket of acid. cool things I learned today

Why. If I may ask. Why would you Do That

I buy citric acid crystals in bulk and mix them with water to make a bath for cleaning aquarium equipment. and then sometimes I reach in with my bare hand to take things out because I am fundamentally the kind of person who would do that

You have. The. Dream job

this is not my job, I just have an aquarium

DO YOU HAVE FISH????

yes that is who lives in the aquarium

this has the energy of a world heritage post

do I come to your blog and curse your bloodline

Too late, you're going to the archives

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.