Jackles

I'm off to bed!! If you're reading this, I might be asleep by now. to all the awake people, I hope you're having a great day for however much longer your day is. me though- I'm off to the snooza palooza

if u are ever stuck in a story u need to remembr that a piece of paper is quite generously proportioned in the x and y directions. so if you tryto escape a story by living it youll keep going and going a long time and never make it out. but in the z direction it is tightly limkted. so you simply need to stack stories on stories on stories until the page bursts and you r free. scheherazade knew this

body horror? uhh yeah having a body is horror

I hate when I open a drawing app and try drawing something and then it looks bad. to solve this issue instead of opening my drawing app I simply lay down, do nothing, and feel a combination of guilt/shame. this is a skill I am much more practiced at

wait, so it's like gambling?

it appears so!

that's so awesome I really gotta make more art

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

reblog to instantly disintegrate some of your peers to dust

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

yeah okay ill reblog that

"Eddie, we have to go to Texas. We have to eat the TERF's. We have to Eddie, we're heroes Eddie"

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"

I love this so much. Every time.

I should have bought more vegetables. In a fit of Christmas indulgence I have filled my freezer with pies and desserts. But this is not a healthful diet.

go out to your garden and eat everything

Dinner of six billion lemons and a handful of sad beans

Why are your beans sad?

I'm not a very good gardener

Chocolate cheesecake is brunch food right

Its the brunch food of the royals, careful not to consume around any anarcho groups or they may mistake you as an enemy faction

I bought it on special from Coles

This is the correct line of dialogue to choose to prevent combat