LOVELE$$

thank you, much better

do you want to play dead bodies with me

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL

autism that makes u so fixated on stuff it makes u want to throw up but ur lowkey about it so its cool

Your family will straight up ruin your life if you let them decide anything for you. And what’s crazy is most of the time they think they’re helping you by doing it. Maybe on some level they love seeing you fail and prove yourself incapable of being your own person

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop