sploosh

when men get too jacked they start looking like crash bandicoot

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

oh god im rlly sensitive abt them being gay uncles. them watching wicked with freja is soooo:(

they’re announcing that they’re going on tour with mcr, panic! at the disco and fall out boy.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat