Kaiseaya

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

"Boycotts never achieve anything" factoid is actually a statistical error. Historically, boycotts have been an enormously successful pressure mechanism for collective action. Boycotts georg, a social media user who launches a million poorly strategized boycotts every day with no thought given to target selection or actionable demands, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

That is unironically what a lot of discourse on this hellsite looks like

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

transphobes love to ask trans people “if someone didn’t want to date you/have sexual with you because you’re trans, would you consider them transphobic?” as a gotcha and then they get really mad when the trans person is like “actually I’ve never had that problem with anyone I was attracted to”

What they actually mean is “I’m sure you want to trick and coerce people who aren’t attracted to you into having sex with you.” and they don’t like hearing “No, furthermore, I’m not attracted to people who do not find me attractive for who I am.”

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

the question is  who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom

 #can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move#where you just sit on a person’s lap until they get uncomfortably warm

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

#they named them like cats in a shelter

Every facet of her art is filled with her bigotry prejudice and discriminatory views. Remembers the racism of Cho Chang and Kingsley Shacklebolt. The homophobia of the werewolf and aids analogy. The antisemitism of the bank goblins. The anti native racism of Indigenous spellcasters somehow needing colonizer help to use magic in her IP. The anti Scottish and Irish settlements she put into her ip. The elves who liked being slaves and hermione wanting to free them was seen as a punch line