Kaiseaya

egg throw precognition

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

The thing with reading about historical figures who were regarded as Big Fucking Weirdos in their day is that in practice, a lot of them were merely eccentric by modern standards and their contemporaries were just judgmental pricks, so it kind of takes you by surprise when you bump into one who was, like, legit a Big Fucking Weirdo.

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple

This gets better every time i see it.

has anyone got the version “when you’re level 1 but bought the cosmetic package” and he’s wearing a santa hat and hitting the crabs with a candy cane

i like how apples are like. the default object

deepest fear when putting a lot of work into a new creative thing is "what if this actually has a ruinously bad foundational flaw that drags the whole thing down, and all the people you trust to tell you if that's the case are refusing to say so in a misguided effort to spare your feelings"

Critical to this fear, of course, is that the flaw is incredibly obvious to everyone else and becomes undeniable the moment someone points it out to you, in such a way that a single person pointing it out after publication will ruin the whole project for you as well. The flaw is also something that would've been actionable if it was pointed out the first time someone noticed it, so that you could've just avoided it early on.

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

If Ned were white and conventionally attractive it would be one of the most popular ships in the MCU and I think it’s time we talk about it