Kaiseaya

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

that's goddess pose

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

My understanding is that gender affirming care is elective and not necessary to be considered trans, while Diabetes can and does kill people

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

Some old curmudgeon just told me "oh, I bet you have azure heraldry and pronouns". I did not appreciate his tone. What does that mean? Should I challenge him to a duel?

Sounds to me like someone is soliciting a lesson on colors and grammar. Preferably at sword point.

Tell him his escutcheon has a bend sinister.

an old man drove 33 hours across the country to "clear his head." stopped in at my work when he got tired, and asked me to sit with him and draw him an angel.

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .