Kaiseaya

Being on a regular eating schedule is nice except for the one time you forget your snack and you turn into a cranky toddler who wants their applesauce

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This water dog is joyful and whimsical!

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

Far Side cartoon

you can mostly agree with this while still acknowledging that most men in their 40s and 50s want a young woman simply because they are fucking creeps. i mean a lot of them want one explicitly for the reason that theyre easier to manipulate and abuse, but even old men that go after financially stable, successful twenty year olds are still creeps. even if all of leo dicaprios gfs were secure financially and didn't feel like he had that much power over them (which i highly doubt) hes still a fucking creep. men want women decades younger than them because their whole desire system and what theyre attracted to are pedophilic.

hi! women in their twenties are not children. the desire to date a woman in her twenties is not pedophilic. you are allowed to find it creepy, that does not make them abusers. I would argue that older men going exclusively for younger women is misogynistic in nature - in this case again, the age itself is not the problem, but the gendered dynamic and the potential other ways one partner can have power over the other.

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

Jurassic park

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

dangerous misinformation

yes

I love not playing along