bark like a dog. your below me moron

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

when you can tell a mutual has recently watched a movie bc your dash becomes instantly flooded with the reblogs of that film like moot is filling their scrapbook in with glitter and glue

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

I love Greek food I love. that zeekey sauce

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

I think it would be fun to go full out with “1001 Arabian Nights” orientalized fictional New York setting. It’s somehow always the 20s, and 80s and also contemporary. There’s depression era gangsters and Wall Street finance bros. Spider-man or the Teen Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles might show up. The Mayor is never named but is a constantly felt presence. Sometimes the World Trade Centres are there, sometimes they’re not.

Batman the animated series

He’s so shy he died