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Shakespeare dramatists have zero chill:
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I saw a production of Taming of the Shrew where the characters were gender-swapped, the aesthetic was 80s glam hair rock, and Petruchio was the lead singer of a band that played original songs between scenes.
Also, Petruchio was played by an incredibly hot Asian actress, and she winked at me.
Tie for my favorite tbh:
Macbeth as a post-apocalyptic mad-max style warlord, in which every faction spoke a different language.Ā Subtitles were not provided.Ā As the play went on everyone became progressively more mutated from radiation until Lord and Lady Macbeth were rabid dogs (Lady Macbethās descent into madness was chillingly well-done) and Birnam wood was played by extras dressed as mutated trees. Deeply entertaining, incredible feat of costumes and makeup.
vs.
The Comedy of Errors that was the adaptaionĀ āBoys From Syracuseā but rewritten to be in 1960ā²s route 66, played out on a stage that consisted of a single run-down hotel room where there had been a double (hah!) booking. Absolute Masterpiece of Physical comedy and stage managment becuase they gradually destroy the set as the play reaches itās fever-pitch of confusion. The finale was sung while parts of the stage were on fire.
I love batshit insane interpretations of Shakespeare with a burning passion.
Twelfth Night, but itās now a musical set to Elvis music
I saw Hamlet portrayed in its entirety by one person playing every single role. The weirdest thing is that I stopped noticing after a while.
āIf the girl had been worth having sheād have waited for you? ..āNo, sir, the girl really worth having wonāt wait for anybody.ā
ā F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via wordsnquotes)
Ah yes. Minotaur. The first cowboy.Ā
I said this to my girlfriend and she just started listing synonyms forĀ ābadā at me.Ā

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tomorrow
Always reblog NSYNC the day before May
Queueing this for next year
gemma chan in her golden globes dress? stunning. gorgeous. knockout. beautiful on a whole other plane both her and the dress
A GOWN WITH SHORTS, POCKETS, AND A TRAIN? THAT SHADE OF BLUE? THE OPEN BACK?Ā ICONIC
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this changed my life
this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost
how is this a shit post lol⦠its a great poem
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Why is this so funny
Youāre a regular office worker born with the ability to āseeā how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.
You decide itās best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. Heās a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?
You extend your hand. āI noticed youāre new here. Whatās your name?ā
He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if heās looking right through you. āThe nameās Clark,ā he says. āSo, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?ā
This one wins.
Itās been a few weeks, and one of Clarkās friends shows up.Ā Sheās pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.Ā First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.
Clarkās introducing her around.Ā Ā āThis is my good friend, Diana, sheās in from out of town.ā
You blink, and take a step back in fear.Ā Youāve never seen an 11 before.
The day Bruce Wayne shows up for his long promised interview with Lois Lane, you canāt help it, the mug your holding drops from your fingers and sends a shock of hot coffee and ceramic shards across the floor.
Clark stops a few feet away and squints at you worriedly from behind those ridiculous glasses youāre 99% sure he doesnāt actually need, and asks tentatively,Ā āEverything all right?ā
You ignore him in favor of staring at the inky dark numerals hovering over the beaming fool gesticulating some fantastic yacht story for a gaggle of secretaries and minor columnists.
Thatās it. Your gift has officially gone haywire. There is no other explanation. Because there is absolutely no way thatĀ Brucie Wayne is a 10.
At this point, youāve seen it all. Miled manner reporters and billionaires at a 10 and a model-like woman at 11. You were really starting to doubt your power. The day you really stopped believeing in it was when Bruce Wayne came for another visit, and this time with a kid. The kid couldnāt be more than 10 years old, a bit on the short side.
He was an 8.
The day you started believing in it again was when you saw on tv the formation of something called the justice league.
There were those same numbers over superman, batman, wonder woman and robin. Thatās when you put two and two together. You wonder how nobody at the daily planet noticed that Clarke was Superman with glasses. You wonder why you didnāt notice. You wonder why nobody put two and two together that Diana Prince and Wonder Woman looked exactly the same. You look in the mirror as the realization hit you and you see your own number change from a 3 to a 9.
I donāt think Iāve ever actually reblogged this magnificent post and thatās shame.
Shakespeare plays as screencaps from The Good Place
As You Like It
Comedy of Errors
Cymbeline
Hamlet
Julius Caesar
King Lear
Macbeth
Measure for Measure
The Merchant of Venice
A Midsummer Nightās Dream
Much Ado About Nothing
Othello
Pericles
Richard II
Richard III
Romeo and Juliet
The Taming of the Shrew
The Tempest
Troilus and Cressida
Twelfth Night
The Winterās Tale
This is still one of the best executed jokes Iāve ever seen
The most Brian May sentence Iāve ever read in my life
is Brian May issuing this monumental understatement about why he couldnāt complete his Ph.D. thesis in 1974 as though anyone reading fucking Brian Mayās thesis isnāt gonna fucking know
āREGRETFULLY, I WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN QUEENā
Iām not sure why I foundĀ āREGRETFULLY, I WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN QUEENā to be so funny, but here we areā¦
⦠Born to be kings, weāre the Princes of the Universe~!
āunder pressureā is really about brian may being unable to submit his thesis on time.Ā

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can anybody find meā¦.. somebody to dust
THERE WAS A SONG
RIGHT THERE FOR YOU WITH DUST IN THE TITLE
AND YET