dude i’m in the weeds here. how did my parents make me do anything. what is he doing with a whole bottle of soap in a day? why do I possibly think this will work to stop “woo hell yeah SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP” hours?
it won’t. i know it. the boy craves soap. We’ve gone through roughly a gallon this month.
i just never even contemplated that this would be the parenting hill i repeatedly die on
if you’re wondering how this shook out, he read it indignantly exactly once, removed the labels, insisted that it was not and could not be him and had we considered his sister (who invariably does use one. ladybug of soap) or perhaps me and his dad were doing it, then huffed off. But…. i mean, there IS still soap in the bottle today so maybe a win???
however, the universe requires balance, so it should come as no surprise that when we took the kids up to bed, 5 year old was like “and now time to put on my lotion for the dry skin I allegedly have!” and i glanced away for one second while she was using the pump bottle and when i looked back she was just like



















