But I have tried everything that does

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks