But I have tried everything that does

We could have stopped here

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

You are the TikToker who is like “I am not getting involved with los Espookys. And remember if you saw something - no you didn’t.”

scrolling back up after a long ass post to see who's guilty

Not now kitten, mommy has to defend her schismatic positions before the papal council

i feel bad for people who don’t read fan fiction. imagine only having canon

@putting-swears-back-in-images would you do the honors?

A grill worth fighting for

Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world

sideways

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

#my environmental science teacher in sophomore year had a classroom snake. and it was exactly like this#just a bunch of teenagers gently passing a snake to each other and doing lab work#and the snake would be like. yup. im just here.

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

"the imaginary or hypothetical harm that we believe a black person to be capable of enacting will always be less socially acceptable than the harm we know for a fact white people materially cause" the movie.