i am no longer punk :(

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

this one made a lot of yoy very horny for some reason

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one