my existence is a momentary lapse in reason

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

Apparently I should've tagged this 'rapture' or something

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression