my existence is a momentary lapse in reason

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

Ugh who closed last night, twisted amalgamations of flesh and fur are everywhere 😑 🧹

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore