FUCK

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Video summary: Tiktok by @pippabarnes - clips of a person with alopecia applying colourful makeup and other decorations to a bald spot as part of very dramatic looks, narrating now her relationship to her bald spots has developed over time

Way too funny not to share

Trust Gru

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

yes "if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, i'd probably let him" is an indubitably insane thing to say unprompted about a guy you've known for a few days as well as hideously revealing in ways that you might not want to unpack right now but i think we should consider that rocky also has profound self-worth issues 46 years of isolation in the making and would think absolutely nothing of insisting (not offering) that he will donate one of his hearts to grace if he ever needs a transplant or just feels like he could use a backup and not even because he has four to spare. & he announces this with the tone of someone saying hey man how's it going over grace's morning coffee BTW.

wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat