Gayer Than I Planned

protocol #1 is to Live

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

Need one more to unlock the door

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

Someone said that Cape Verde vs Argentina felt like watching the final and I fully agree

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife