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do-not-u-dare

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

absoluteconceptofbeauty

I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

devildaisies

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talontarget

I keep thinking like why are people who are not biologically male trying to reclaim the f slur and people who are not biologically female trying to reclaim the d slur? It's kind of messed up because those terms were what was screamed at homosexual men and women while they experienced all sorts of horrific hate crimes. Like deep down if you know a slur never actually applied to you you need to stop saying it. You are being a bigot.

do u think im afab (assigned fag at birth) or adab (assigned dyke at birth) or am i the secret third thing (atab) (assigned tranny at birth)

#LMAOOOO

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teaboot

If this somehow doxxes me then it will be the funniest possible way for that to happen but there is a guy driving a scrappy little 1940s style jalopy convertible in circles around town and his passenger is playing old times tuba music at tuba music volume and I can't just not talk about that

teaboot

If this somehow doxxes me then it will be the funniest possible way for that to happen but there is a guy driving a scrappy little 1940s style jalopy convertible in circles around town and his passenger is playing old times tuba music at tuba music volume and I can't just not talk about that

whitepeopletwitter

lorem64

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

ankaa-avarshina

Two words: Raw eggs.

lorem64

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

ankaa-avarshina

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

phantoms-lair

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

crayyola-deactivated20220827

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

antique-scarecrow

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

kingantlion-deactivated20231130

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

chekhovs-raygun

e. coli generally transfers to food from rodents, bugs, and dirt. flour is processed from grain in facilities that have all those things in em, and isn’t heat treated before it gets to you. there’s a certain amount of cleaning the process machines that *should* be happening, but you the consumer can’t track if your particular bag came from a facility that got inspected lately, and even if it did, a rat might have run over the bagging machine right afterwards anyway.

so yeah all flour has some amount of poop germs in it. don’t eat it raw.

chaotic-neutral-knitter

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

lesbiansgoal

flowercrownsylveon

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greelin

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

luck-system-shenanigans

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

memories

i post about #what the fuck way too much

achillesinhighheels

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

ozempicofficial

biochemjess

A friend told me about a comment she once overheard that still blows her mind.

Elderly lady: I don’t understand lesbian sex. How do they decide when they’re done?

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orthoscheme

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

alexmey-does-an-arts

MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE

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