Gayer Than I Planned

protocol #1 is to Live

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" Have you tried asking Lady Athena, Goddess of wisdom? I'm sure she'd give you a better answer than AI ever will.

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

Yes, this is my circus, those are my monkeys, and yes I deliberately gave them those flamethrowers.

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

public transport and public libraries are making out nasty on the couch