Gayer Than I Planned

protocol #1 is to Live

Someone said that Cape Verde vs Argentina felt like watching the final and I fully agree

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

Do people know about public libraries. Do people know how much stuff is there