Gayer Than I Planned

protocol #1 is to Live

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

We’re gonna have an orgasm denial party and no, you can’t come.

It’s always embarrassing making these posts but landlord raised my rent this month and I had to pay for my exams and an eye test so if anyone would like to donate to the “help a kitty cat eat for the next 2 weeks” fund it would be greatly appreciated 🙏

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

anon who seems to be under the impression that you have had extensive PR training because you have a post with more than 10k notes would like to ask you a bad faith question about the current state of the world

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

this accuracy of this bit fucking bodied me as someone who is/has been both.