Gayer Than I Planned

protocol #1 is to Live

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

the full beer can is the natural prey of the dejected princess

insane how you can’t even bring up shaving on tumblr without getting inundated with people desperately justifying why they shave (nothing to do with the fact that they were afab and therefore forced to shave at an early age, it’s completely a free choice that has nothing to do with their upbringing of course) or acting like they’re an oppressed class for shaving their whole body. like you guys are such losers jesus christ get over yourself & learn to scroll past posts that you dont relate to. i do it all the time! you can too^_^

it’s so funny bc my mom is like why do you shave and i’m like bc sometimes my leg hair starts feeling like little bugs and i get scared

if you grow it out enough it stops feeling like bugs and starts feelig fuzzy fuzzy cute cute

yea it’s been like 6-7 months since i’ve last shaved my legs now it doesn’t feel like bugs anymore 😂 it keeps me warm

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going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Damn, son.

EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH SALT OF THE EARTH

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/mar/10/salt-of-the-earth-labour-workers-blacklisted-filmmakers

I can't believe we live in a world where there's an AI company unironically called "Palantir," and it isn't a parody. It's a real thing. I remember seeing a picture of an advertisement on here and thinking, "This HAS to be a joke. This is too on-the-nose to be real. They wouldn't honestly name an AI company Palantir, after the Seeing Stones from Lord of the Rings that are supposed to offer knowledge, but famously also might be feeding you misinformation from evil sources because 'we do not know who else may be watching.'" But then here I am listening to the BBC News discussing why the CEO of Palantir just published a Manifesto that sounds like it was written by a supervillain.

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz