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i don't see enough hype for the return of basira hussain she was honestly the coolest character in the magnus archives
she survived TWO horrific events by sheer willpower and girlboss-attitude and i wish more people loved her like i do
basira i love you welcome back queen
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NEW THEOLOGY JUST DROPPED YALL:
Jesus was a vampire. HEAR ME OUT.
They killed hkm by driving stakes through his body, he came back from horrific injuries, people followed him.
A main thing is that we EAT HIS FLESH AND BLOOD AND HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MORE VAMPS? FILLING THE HUMANS WITH YOU BLOOD!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA RISE AFTER HE RETURNS??? YEAH I FUCKIN BET , IF WE ALL TURN INTO VAMPIRES!!!
HE ALSO BROUGHT BACK PEOPLE FROM THE DEAD AND IS BOTH THE SON AND THE FATHER, WAKE UP TUMBLR,
Jesus is a Vampire
the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend
I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman
the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter
I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!
AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.
Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.
the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend
I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman
the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter
I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!
AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.
Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.
This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see
Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.
Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable
You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun
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if you want to revitalize your relationship with tumblr just abandon it and go be exclusively on twitter for a year and that year is 2020. like choosing to shut yourself in a dark box scrambling your own brain with a cobbler's awl for 18 hours a day. nightmare slide projector of apocalyptic "news" flickering unstoppably past your eyeballs until your blood is so thick with stress hormones that you're essentially circulating pure meth, and the resulting derangement makes you think it is your Responsibility To Post because of Awareness. not here, baby! i love to scroll for an hour and see nothing but gifs from obscure early-'00s luca marinelli movies. oh, sure, you apparently can't put the word "butt" in the tags anymore, but that's barely a blip on the radar of ridiculous social media platform choices. this is the garden of fucking eden to me now
there was one week that i genuinely enjoyed twitter and that week was when trump got covid. every other week has been awful.
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is
choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring
Couldn't decide which of these Trans Pride styles I liked the most.
Quote from David Lynch's Twin Peaks, made with SORA AI
wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever
everyone comparing the reception redditors are getting to the one twitter users got is ignoring a critical piece of context: the twitter refugees were, by and large, returning ex-tumblrinas
site-culturally speaking, twitter users are new-promethei; their discourses were born on tumblr, where they were hated, so they left for the wider world in search of female-presenting nipples and promptly started killing people while we cowered in fear of what we had wrought. we were thus hesitant to welcome them back without assurances that they would behave themselves
redditors, meanwhile, are starfleet officers on a malfunctioning holodeck; kinda weird and not 100% sure what's going on but a million and one percent ready to commit to the bit as soon as they figure out what the bit actually is
the central point of Lord Of The Flies was a criticism of a very specific class of people: young british boarding school boys left unsupervised under highly stressful conditions. the assertion was that, rather than uphold the jolly old 'standards' of civilization, these kids that were already primed to be assholes would eventually start to perpetuate the violence of their parent society on one another, in a dark mirror of how their parents were themselves busy having a world war.
anyway twitter is that island and we didn't want any kids who survived there coming BACK after having tasted human blood and finding it sweet.
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If you asked Strong Bad what his pronouns are he'd be like "Alright listen here Blonkus, judging by the cadence of your tone, I'm sure you're expecting some high-larious answer about how I don't understand the question, or how I think the "pro" in pronoun stands for "professional" for some reason, or how I think a "pronoun" is some sort of exotic dessert, or something else that implies I HAVEN'T BEEN MOCKING PEOPLE'S GRAMMAR ON THE INTERNET FOR OVER 20 YEARS. You think I don't know what a pronoun is!? Do better." and then refuse to answer the question
Meanwhile if you asked Homestar Runner what his pronouns are he'd be like "Oh hey! Thanks for asking! No, I already ate"
if you ask Strong Sad what his pronouns are he'd pathetically expound on how nice it would be for anyone to refer to him at all, ever, and then Strong Bad would cut in to hit him with a baked ham or something and decree that Strong Sad has lost his english privileges for the month and now has to communicate via interpretive dance. As Strong Sad raises his arm for the first movement, Strong Bad mercifully beats the camera to death for us.
The Cheat's pronouns are The Cheat. Can't make that one any clearer.
THE THICK OF IT | 4.02
Happy Star Wars day!
@hopecomesbacktolife happy star wars day from dr who XD
ok @mylittleredgirl @sigynpenniman you two are my language friends what the FUCK does this mean
In this case “chat” is as in Twitch Chat, like when streamers talk to their twitch chats directly, like “hey, chat, what’s happening?” Not sure what they mean by 4th person pronoun - I would consider “chat” a 2nd person plural (you all) but I can see the potential for defining it as a completely separate thing due to the nature of “chat” being a undefined person instead of a specific one? Idk it’s fascinating tho
4th person is referring to the hypothetical collective of people beyond the fourth wall. the fourth wall is the invisible barrier between the stage and the seats, the actor and the audience. and actors 'break' the fourth wall when they address the audience directly and acknowledge that they're a person playing a character for entertainment. in some styles of performance this should never be done, like opera or musicals, because it can collapse the weight and momentum of the story. in others, like improv and game shows, audience participation is encouraged because it's explicitly a collaboration.
in the streaming era (in our panopticon culture) the fourth wall is extremely permeable in interesting new ways. streamers aren't just playing to an audience, they're able to read and respond to messages from that audience too. it's a collaborative improv, there's a call and response, the audience knows the streamer relies on them for attention as they rely on him for entertainment.
so, yeah, 'chat' isn't second person, it's fourth. i'm not referring to the 'you' that's here with me on this side of the stage, im referring to the people beyond this situation, watching our funny little problems. all the world is a stage, now. don't forget to like and subscribe.
They're just silly
Very excited to finally share some pictures of my Dread Pirate Frogerts build! I've been thinking about making this outfit for my Kermit for a while now, but the proper motivation to actually get this done was hearing that Cary Elwes was announced as a guest for my local comic convention! So with any luck Dread Pirate Frogerts will be getting to meet the real Westley very soon.
A shocking amount of work went into making this little outfit... I completely underestimated the amount of time I would need to put all this together. Though a good chunk of that was me getting way too wrapped up in perfectionism... ask me how many times I re-did the smocking on the sleeves (On second thought, don't, it's embarrassing). Here I thought I had been con-crunching with Piggy last year... technically, I only just finished Kermit today, and the convention starts Thursday. Lots of internal (and external) screaming was had with this build. I did film the majority of it, with plans to turn it into a full video and reel in the future... maybe once I've had a chance to recoup from aforementioned con-crunch.
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