INSUFFERABLE CANADIAN

Obviously this kind of fishing for validation is distasteful, and you shouldn't engage with it, but you also shouldn't make these people grovel any more, or at all, really. Your response shouldn't be "You will never have my blessing for this", but "You do not need absolution or validation from me, and if I gave it for you, it would be superfluous and dishonest."

driving an electric car? Are you a right wing nut job or something?

[trying to manipulate the empty spaces dollgirl homie for profit] can that one open its ladys wallet and withdraw the debit card and tell me the numbers, the expiration date, and the three digit code on the back. [clenching and unclenching jaw as it brandishes another library card with a flat expression] Please

Malcolm in the Middle - 中央のマルコム (2005)

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

Moral of The Story: What?

aborted server member: I would have loved to misinterpret your joke message

This reminds me of the time that I asked if anyone had resources on the history of Shinto and while nobody had book recs, turns out an actual Temple Maiden followed me on Tumblr and was down to chat.

Police officer: Are you aware how fast you were going? Me, trying not to reveal that I'm a philosophical zombie: Yes, it's one of many things I'm aware of

Police officer: Do you know you have a taillight out? Me: You'll never be able to prove I don't

hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.