adelaide

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

what will she discover....

I sit backwards on the toilet to pee because it's like peeing standing up sitting down

What about shitting

laying down

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

"i think his head just did that" = psychiatry

youve been a bad gamer. mommy is going to pwn you now