I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

Absolutely FUCKS. Next question.

#existential boardgames

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

DO NOT HARM THEM!!!

They don't do anything wrong and eat lice and ticks like nobody's business. We take good care of ours.

Possums are bros. 👍

That possums gonna come out of its fugue state like "wut"

I know the focus is on the possum but I want that guy to grab my neck like that and pound my ass on that trail my GOD

i fucking knew someone would thirst for him

“do you rodents think you can handle a semicircle” is making me lose my damn mind

This mouse is absolutely gay 

Cute gender neutral things to call your partner

WELL THEN!

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair.  Potent stuff.

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

Oh my god

This will prove very useful for any future cosplays I wanna do.

DUDE

Ohhhh a color chart excellent!

USEFULLLLLL

What the fuck is kool-aid made of to dye so much stuff and not wash out holy shit?????

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe…

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

you can’t convince me that a huge factor leading to zuko’s redemption wasn’t aang repeatedly showing him kindness for absolutely no reason… when people say katara was the first one to give zuko a chance? pls.. aang was extending his hand all the way back in season 1. he was the first person to make zuko doubt the fire nation just from being shown the kindness of his heart

Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.

You know back at the beginning of the pandemic when ppl were saying that if you drank water it would wash covid down into your stomach which would allow your stomach acid to kill it? My work started letting us drink water on our shifts because of that. Like we were allowed to keep water bottles at the till. Because of that.

...why weren't you already allowed to

Retail bad

I hate capitalism so much

If your employer does not let you drink water at work, they are in violation of OSHA Standard 1910.141(b) and you can and should report them on the OSHA website. If I link it this reply will disappear, but if you search “report osha violation” on the search engine of your choice, it should be the first result.