homestuck quarantine zone

*in the middle of sex* hold on homestuck update

hey what the fuck. Who dug this up? What are you doing?? I’m not a historical artifact!!

you feel yourself, blindfolded and bound, being manhandled out of the trunk of a car and shuffled into a basement where you're tied to a folding chair. your blindfold is ripped off, and when your eyes adjust to the harsh light thrown from the bare bulb hanging from the ceiling, you realize i've added you to my feastings homestuck pixel family

you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat

for real though chilchuck would be way better for karkat than dave and it would give dave an existential crisis. karkat needs structure and drive but dave is just like a hang out dude, which karkat is fine with until he meets an adult man who is employed and realizes that being 26 isn't the same as being an adult. dave would be in absolute shambles and move out onto jade's couch and she would be super attracted to him but he's just not looking for that kind of thing right now....

the party meets chilchuck's new boyfriend at an alternian-style bbq and laios becomes obsessed with sampling all the different flavors of grubsauce