Someone hug me

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from

Leaked list of upcoming lacroix flavours

Which Hozier song is this

I missed the reblog button a few times because I was laughing so hard

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

Hey quick question what the absolute fuck

Authoritarian Panopticon 2.0, Networking Version?

Can u imagine having your EYE MOVEMENTS TRACKED?? Ahhhh I’m so glad I‘m not in school rn

Don't worry they'll bring it out for other jobs soon enough.