If a Midwestern accent is thick enough it can have psychoactive effects on me

It’s so interesting when straight couples do that pose where the woman has her hand on the man’s stomach. Is he pregnant? it makes me wonder

PWHL could not be wasting my freaking time more with their choices this season . Ah well nevertheless

My gaydar is good but my bi-and-nonbinarydar is basically unimpeachable

Notes of a crocodile is fucking my tormented and gay ass up…

No one else does it like Shinee in the whole world. SO YEAH

Spotify is relentless with trying to get me to put MJ Lenderman on my novel playlist . Not gonna happen fucko

Peggy Olson is kinda nonbinary AF

Rachel Menken……….

A tragicomic slim volume truly hates to see me coming

Ultimately as Will Toledo said a bunch of times in Boxing Day “I feel so haunted”

Gary I need bran flakes