Trash Daddy

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

and you know what? Maybe I do tag my “blorbos” in a lot of random people’s unrelated posts but I’ve never tagged a man in a post about a woman. Which is why unlike a lot of other people I’m still going to heaven

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Anon bb come back i can change for you

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour