careful is my middle name

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

he looks like he needs a cigarette

Coming back to work from a long weekend subjects you to things that make you instantly need another long weekend

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

i do genuinely believe that the best thing that can happen to a person Creatively is to just get obsessed with some random-ass guy

Place: the weird desert where they used to film a lot of music videos

the hardest pill to swallow about being in a fandom is that some people are only ankle-deep in it and aren't taking things too seriously and other people are up to their necks and taking it as seriously as a heart attack and yet everybody thinks that every other person is in it just as deep as they are and will get very upset to realize otherwise because they don't know how to engage with the different perspective

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to