Witty Catchprase, You Know What I Mean

HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES TO TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM DOG

i hope a major terrorism event hjappens in the next 5 years that makes all superhero films totally unviable. like a guy dressed in a leotard calls himself "the dc marvel" and flies a boeing into the white house

i distinctly remember this image existing far before "big chungus" was fat bugs bunny. this absolute specimen may be a progenitor

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

We are the daughters of the tumblrinas who didn’t leave post porn ban

stopp omg why are primary care doctors like "girl theres nothing wrong with you" and then you convince them to write the referral and you finally see a specialist and the specialist is like "goddamn you got syndrome"

you could be bleeding out on the floor and a primary care physician will come along and be like "its just your anxiety"

Some slut said “featherless biped” once and now we’ll never let him hear the end of it

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

what if i cast a silly spell

6 dead 21 injured

sorry

not silly enough. do it again

i know every digit of pi

i dont know what order

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

in an interview when someone asked her how she managed to do it she straight up said she's gone through harder shit being trans than eating a pepper

i DISTINCTLY remember when youtube was new bc i have this memory of my dad calling me in while i was playing outside to show me a video of a whale shark (favorite animal at the time), and telling me like "this is a website where people can share any video they want!". and it felt so exciting and wonderful at the time. years later, "youtuber" would become the mark of the beast,