I stand with my cancelled wife

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

a lot of rpf can be explained by the fact that actors are all like that with each other constantly but i never want to say that on here because it feels like telling a 7-year-old santa isn’t real

actors hanging off of each other constantly isn’t a sign that they’re fucking it’s a sign that they were once in a BFA program and never relearned normal boundaries. when actors are fucking and it’s complicated they won’t even stand in the same room with each other.

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

It's bleed out and die thursday

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright