hi bowie

when terrestrial creatures feud they have ground beef

when subterranean creatures feud they have underground beef

when airborne creatures feud they have something else

nobody is ever allowed to forget the garten of banban international womens day picture

so there's a new SCP movie in the works. this is a bad thing because the entire SCP project is licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0, which means that any derivative works based on it (i.e. this movie) have to be released under that same license, and that license explicitly permits no-cost reuploads. like piracy of this movie would be explicitly legal. the only exception would be if they tracked down and got explicit written permission from every collaborator who has ever contributed to any of the stuff they touch on in the movie, but the authors on the site are just as surprised as everyone else, so they didn't do that. the movie is being made by a UAE-owned production company so either they're aware of this issue and are fine with making 0 money on an expensive movie, or they're aware of this issue and are going to attempt some legal bullshit to screw over the writers who wrote 90% of their movie. IP law helps creators btw

This is what based parents should be buying for their kids instead of Minecraft

Me after I hook the VR up to play Minecraft

my stepson training to kill me

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

once long ago whilst briefly in canada i had a latte from tim horton's. and i think the milk they made it with was off. normally there's no "think" about spoiled milk but this was the thing: the coffee didn't taste like spoiled milk. it didn't even taste bad, exactly. it just tasted like smoked goudah cheese. uncannily so. i have eaten innumerable foods whose accuracy to their purported flavors falls short of how pitch-perfect was the smoked goudah taste of my latte. which is -- crucially -- not a flavor that coffee is supposed to have.

if tim horton's comes out with a smoked goudah latte after this i expect royalties and offerings

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet