hi bowie

they've cancelled deltarune part 5 to funnel all remaining funds into producing a lancer themed bouncy ball

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

A soul that has been separated from its body long enough can begin transforming itself into something different; like a bird with an iron tail, or a demon with a human heart. But for some it’s too late and their body is forever lost to the world of darkness and death.

ashenbot are you good

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

mature content

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?