hi bowie

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

love when mario loreheads point to the baseball games' "chemistry" mechanic like it represents interpersonal relationships and not the thing the mechanic literally is (how well characters can work together on a baseball team)

"did you know that toadette hates bowser more than mario does" well no, she's less capable of playing baseball with bowser than mario is. that's different

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*