hi bowie

"this game BROKE me" gets thrown around as clickbait a good bit, but I gave borderlands 3 a try and at one point early on a character went off on an unfunny standup rant that lasted just long enough that I felt something snap and just closed the game and never opened it again

100%, huh? but if you were guessing at random you'd only get half of these right. the only way to get all the answers correct is to know which answers are wrong, so really your score should be 0%

I think you're trying to succeed... on purpose

it doesnt matter how many times you give a girls feminine name and pronouns as soon as you tell a cis person shes trans its all "this person" and "they them" and "im sorry but im going to make mistakes" like get real

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Of course I contradict myself. I contain multitudes [suddenly getting defensive] But not in a plural way. I’m not plural [trying not to seem ableist] Not that there’s anything wrong with that [three year old alter takes over] Abaa, lalala,

Ngl if I had a plasma pistol I'd be forgetting to charge it all the time and letting it overheat and shit. Yeah just leave it on the dashboard in a hot car on a 40° day fuck it. What could go wrong?

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

it never fails to drive me crazy that hollywood has supposedly churned out tons of "anti vietnam war films" but none of them ever have any vietnamese characters who are allowed to speak. and then you can turn on a ww2 movie and the germans get to talk and talk and talk!

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here