I thot the Beatles died?

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

They beat me to death with hammers but I'm fine, just another Monday

Unreliable narrator abruptly realising they've mixed up which narrative thread is the red herring and which is the actual plot and they've been deceiving the audience about the wrong thing the entire time.

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Hey. You probably don't recognize me but... you showed up in my notes once (1 time) and well, heh, your funny username caught my eye.... Can I come in your house

oooh... you touch my tralala... oooh... my [melancholy harp riff] plin plin plon