I thot the Beatles died?

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Hey. You probably don't recognize me but... you showed up in my notes once (1 time) and well, heh, your funny username caught my eye.... Can I come in your house

oooh... you touch my tralala... oooh... my [melancholy harp riff] plin plin plon

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

Ok but why would I want an empire of dirt ?

Those white devils ruined steak dinner

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

You might think, "bad music artists are bad because they make bad music." But bad music artists don't make bad music. They expose the fact that all music is fundamentally stupid and terrible. People call them bad for this

Don't reduce my opinion down to "all music is pointless and bad". I also think it's stupid and terrible