I thot the Beatles died?

lining a yaoi paddle with dollar store razors in some crude approximation of a macuahuitl, for the fujoshi wars

Enchanted weapon

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

#my brain deciding what information to retain

why do male doms on here all talk like sephiroth

“Using you to feed my unquenchable hunger” shut the fuck up alucard, you’re making eating pussy sound cringe

blog like no one's following you

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

and the notification filters reset every time you use the app. so cool.

my app force reset to the previous version. what

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*