I thot the Beatles died?

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man