I thot the Beatles died?

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

zero inch nails: i don’t want to fuck you like any animal

well that would be lame and not good for people wanting to suck penis or something

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

stop tagging this saying shit like “me and jakey!!! 🥺”

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