I thot the Beatles died?

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

World Heritage Post

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

they should make an option to limit anons to people that follow you. so that way if you get a mean anon you know its coming from inside the house. the purpose of this update would be to sow chaos and discord.

i hope in 2017 i get a snickers ice cream bar

Dios mio, es La Creatura

this and a blunt

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.