I thot the Beatles died?

Ripley's Do U Even Care If It's Real

Ripley's Can You Call Me Back

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

you’d look so good losing an argument to me