tell us about it, janet

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

they don't tell you this but if ur really lonely for a long time, a hole starts forming in ur heart and the longer u feel lonely the bigger the hole gets and it doesn't matter if u feel less lonely when ur older bc the hole stays forever and ur life just grows around it. But the hole is always there.

i think lady gaga could play paul simon in a biopic

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Unfortunate side effect of making lots of progress on my wip is now I’ve started dreaming about it

new wip same dreams. unfortunately nothing every revelatory only very very confusing side quests

straight people ARE stinky

wig!

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