bug with a big ass

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

its working

i can feel it working

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

"masculine role models" lol