Indurre

dont be a slave to the limitations of Halloween, be a macabre bitch every day

gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice a week but then I’d just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside

obsessed with the car getting to go to heaven but not Cas

i also just have so many fucking feelings about jack, a nephilim, something that was supposed to be pure evil and chaos and destruction, being the one to save the world and bring everyone back because of how he learned love from the three of them

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

I’m crying this is High Art 

*knife thrower throws their blades at me but i, a sword swallower, swallow them all perfectly*

*eventually they run out of knives and i begin my first round of attack by spitting them back*

You fool, now they have more knives to throw

And so the cycle begins anew

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

And we’re off to an excellent start.

Hey spn fandom.... Y.... Yo....you got a gif for this?

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate