Dread & Breakfast

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

everyone who reblogged this has joined me in the eel crevice. its a pretty big crevice

oooo we eelin

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left