...we came in?

Hey do you want to come hang out at the park with us? we're gonna explain the secrets of the universe to earthworms to see if it makes them explode

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

you want a hit off this? *hands you a spider*

butterflies are beautiful skinny sexless androgynes. moths are cute fat women in furs. bees are sexy but in a girl next door/hardworking soviet laborer type way, while wasps are more like domineering women in suits who will paralyze you with their stingers and then lay eggs in you. none of these elicit even similar kinds of desire or attraction. get it right.

[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

looking for an intense relationship on like wednesdays and fridays but then we don't talk much for the rest of the week