Sie, Die Weint

writing fic will have me googling the most innocuous phrases just to make sure I didn't make them up. Like what if I dreamed 'stone's throw'? You can never be too sure

#what if this phrase ive been using for years doesn't actually mean what i think it means (@consultingjedi)

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[Image ID: Gif of Sam from the movie Holes, a black man, saying “I can fix that.” /End ID]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I was like oh is faith really as gay as I rememb—oh the thing that textually upsets her the most is that buffy has a new boyfriend after angel. oh she’s going on and on about how buffy’s affections are inconstant and buffy pretends to be so hot and perfect and hot and saintly and hot and the best thing ever and hot but Buffy doesn’t even care about Faith even. That’s the problem. That’s the problem Faith has right now with the girl who stabbed her

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

i undertstand why subtitles like to denote when music starts playing and what mood its trying to convey because its useful information if you cant hear the music. but i do find it mildly amusing when the subs say [EMOTIONALLY MOVING MUSIC PLAYS] like okay buddy ill be the judge of that. dont tell me know to feel about your score. i'll be as moved as i want to be.

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

Sometimes I think about the girl in my college gen chem class who believed all liquids were just particles suspended in water. I just find it very Greek philosopher. Like not only is water a universal solvent, but in fact THE ONLY LIQUID. It kind of charms me as a world view