*jester dance* oh no

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

This bit for everyone who fears they are a burden to the friendship everytime they need the other person

imagine how big you THINK a moose is. now double it. now divide it by three. now add ten. now multiply it by 400. now rotate it clockwise 90 degrees. now convert it to png. mp3. pdf. now call your mom. now take a nap.

I thought this post didn't get its due originally so I'm very pleased to see that it's getting its time in the sun

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

#but also it laid some groundwork that was much preferable to what seemed to be the previous attitude (@vesperaevis)

Imagine if Rod Serling’s presence was diegetic. Like you’re one of these poor saps in the twilight zone just walking along obliviously, then out of nowhere you hear someone start talking about how sad your life is, and a man in a suit holding a cigarette steps out of an alley and continues poetically dunking on you while staring into the middle distance.

I think there are a few episodes where he gets interrupted during his closing narration.

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

big fan of all wbk character dynamics but recently ive been particularly enamored with the vibe between sugishita and nirei as cheetah and the dog they put in his enclosure to keep him calm