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Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

I think a lot of people are pro-life because they know they would have been aborted, that is secretly their motivation and not actually a misguided interpretation of Christian theology or a belief that life begins at conception. They’re say shit like “What if your mom aborted you?” like, okay I wouldn’t be here, that really wasn’t on the table because my parents really wanted me and was on fertility treatments to try to have me. Would your mom have aborted you? Is that what this is all about, you wouldn’t have been born if your mother wasn’t coerced/forced to carry you to term and give birth to you so you feel like everyone else should be forced to give birth to their annoying baby?

They missed. 😔

Her top surgery was to add gills.

Top Surgery 2: This Time, It's Even Further Up Top

just saw my temporary predicted course schedule for grade 11 and i've got a course i didn't even put in there. and no geography. come on that's the big thing i'm fucking good at. that's like. my favourite one. probably the one i'm gonna live off of. could you not fuck me here.

I got no clue. no geology either though.

ok so we've got phallic and yonic for penis and vulva but what do we cal Shaped Like Boob. is there a word for that

mammallic is probably the best option out of those but it does lack a certain je ne sais quoi.....

just saw my temporary predicted course schedule for grade 11 and i've got a course i didn't even put in there. and no geography. come on that's the big thing i'm fucking good at. that's like. my favourite one. probably the one i'm gonna live off of. could you not fuck me here.

I got no clue. no geology either though.

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