armand was genuinely so funny last episode like heβs planning out his apology tour and heβs like βokay letβs start with lestatβ¦i will break into his trailer while heβs sleeping and everyone else is gone which wonβt freak him out at all because i have never once been involved in the disappearance of his loved ones, and then i will read my apology letter which goes chronologically and doesnβt start with the murder of his daughter which is clearly the main thing heβs upset about and also our last interaction with each other and then i will tell him to stop making music that announces vampires exist even though i contributed to a book that also announced vampires exist and that he was one and included his full name and physical description and instructions on how to kill him that people have been attempting to do in my nameβ
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