just believe

I’m on a work trip with what must be the most fascinating cast of characters ever. Including: undergraduate who came to the opening cocktail and was on a plane back to the United States 12 hours later (??????????????????? Sick I guess?) and my fellow grad student who I have learned lives off of protein shakes. Like she is malnourished and her hair is falling out

I’ll put my nice duffle bag in the washing machine IDGAF! Sometimes it needs it. I don’t care if it’s made of 3000 water resistant water tech material. It’s like a rain jacket it to me. That funk will build upppppp

Covid was a mass disabling event in more than one way. I think everybody is insane now because they got the virus. Everything conservatives think the vaccine or lockdown did to them, it was that damn virus

Sometimes you can tell a couple eloped because they cannot stand to look a little silly for one moment in their lives

So I’m visiting one of my friends from high school, who now lives states away, and just so happens to live next to one of my ex best friends from high school. I feel like I’m undercover.

It’s crazy to think we live in a world where you can buy sex toy’s and menstrual cups at any old store

The bush is camel toe protection but many people aren’t ready to admit this