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Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America
Steve Rodgers, literally âCaptain Americaâ: god me too
#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)
steve: i punched so many nazis⌠i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes⌠how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!
bucky: good thing you like punching nazis
steve: itâs the only way i feel alive
peter: Big Mood
say it with me kiddos: Miles Morales already has a great dad. He didnât need Peter B. as a father figure - Peter B. needed Miles as a son figure
*Me, reblogging while nodding my head enthusiastically like a weirdo* âTruth.â
Literally the movie goes to great lengths to show this. Miles treats Peter like the stinky garbage man he is while Peter slowly warms up to miles to the point where he goes âdo I want kids?â which btw was the best line ever
Olivia Jaimesâ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.
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Most shows Iâve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.
So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.
Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.
Itâs only unrealistic because he said he finished it.
Heâs obviously lying, so itâs very realistic.
Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. Heâs an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main characterâŚâŚand writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.
B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.
ETA: gifset not mine, I think itâs from @msjessicaday
Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it âThe Good Place.â
#heâs doing his best bonus:
I canât reblog without these tags? These are an integral part of the post.
THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, IâM ENDED
Iâm crying
my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, âraising teenagers is like nailing jello to a treeâ. she was so baffled by this because she said, âyou were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.âÂ
so to prove some point sheâs going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.Â
sheâs so pleased with her self
incredible
parents are weirdÂ
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say ânail jello to a treeâ and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what youâre doing and then give it just a little support
well gosh. look what happens.
please tell your mom good job.
a shitpost became a teachable moment
awkward how reassuring i find this
well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women
âSpeech fillersâ are just a humanâs way of saying âwait a sec Iâm thinkingâ. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldnât be annoyed by it, ever.
Fun fact: even Deaf people and ASL users have a âfillerâ and depends on the person. Sometimes itâs almost like a wave, other times itâs wiggling fingers.

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legends only!!!
new b*witched content existed in 2014 and i did not know until todayâs procrastination session???? unacceptable!
So you know this scene...
I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?
Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into âSo, you got detentionâŚâ. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.
So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.
Itâs completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?
A mystery.
why are jasonâs only solutions for any problem either âmolotov cocktailâ or âmarriageâ
Most people: fight or flight
Jason Mendoza: fight or fuck
Heâs got the the face of a Greek god and the problem solving ability of one too

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please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself
Jesus Christ.