Adventures of a Non-Super Hero

If people don't stop suggesting this stuff he's going to accidentally become a wizard

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday to all those that participate

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

Hello, pretty bird.

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE