Because giraffes are fast

Jurassic Park (1993)

This is ridiculously funny

this is still so iconic I still can’t believe it’s actually honest to god real

I am just grateful we have Sinqua who naturally the Fandom regularly crops out.

I forgot this existed and I’m sad to remember it does.

I think we should do it again.

I forgot this existed again. So now we all get to remember.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Not to say his acting career is fucked, but when word gets around that you are openly bragging in interviews about kidnapping teenage girls from their families, tying them up an and blindfolding them, that is not a good look, frankly.

Come on, man. They semi-cancelled Timothee for saying he didn’t like the opera.

you get a comment on tumblr. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a DM. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a message on instagram. its a bot trying to scam you. you're an author and you get an email telling you how much they loved your book and want to showcase it at their bookclub. it's a bot trying to scam you (and it uses bad AI to pretend it knows your story). you get a comment on ao3 saying how much they love your fic - and they made you fanart!! it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a hate comment on ao3 which insults your writing or calls you a monster for writing something "problematic". it's a bot. but at least that one isn't trying to scam you.

I am on my hands and knees begging Paramount to allow all those women in their 50s with highly successful careers in academia who write Trek fanfic in their free time to be let into the writers room dear god