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instead of keysmashing i’m gonna start scatting instead

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this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

maybe the girl in the car's boyfriend and the hook man simply ran away together. did you ever think of that.

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

remember when percy jackson turned down becoming a god in favor of making the gods claim their children before they turn 13?? percy is camp half-blood’s union representative 

amazing how Lil Nas X changed my entire association of the words "call me by your name" from extremely bad to literally the best

who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.

Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group

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hey girls what horrors have i missed

John Green got a TikTok and TikTok keeps threatening him with a ban for impersonation, and honestly I think this whole thing could be settled easily if John would just provide proof he’s himself. Tell them something very personal about himself, like, for example, what his favorite taste is

i’m just someone’s weird coworker