Purr-fect

I care very much

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

no one has ever jingle jangled like I’m jingle jangling now

post cancelled they de-belled my costume for sound design reasons

Neutered

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

@videogamecows

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT