woeful maiden

FALIN NUMBER ONE

can someone please find me the art of a maid kissing a portrait of a girl in a manor and it was captioned with "i'll take what little i can have" or something of the sort. i need it

i found .

absolutely wild to me that people are still talking about the gay ear, that was a topic of heated debate among middle school boys in the late 90s and it warms my heart to discover that to this day no one has the slightest clue what the answer is

it was especially great because at the time, it was very fashionable and sexy for young guys to have one pierced ear, AS LONG AS it was the correct ear. and the correct ear was different depending on location, subculture, ethnicity, which music videos were currently popular, the phase of the moon.... the anxiety must've been overwhelming but it was extremely funny to watch

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

The CDC recommends pressing your boobs together with another girl soapy in the shower for at least 20 minutes to kill germs and combat the spread of illness

toby fox off the shits

its really convenient that the normal reaction to being violated and scrutinized and disbelieved for a sustained period of time is to just lose the ability to maintain consideration and cautiousness with one's words. i bet making a woman go fucking insane and pretending it happened for no reason feels soooo good when you're a man

you owe all transfems abnormal grace and 900 dollars.