woeful maiden

FALIN NUMBER ONE

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

don't tell anyone this but i'm paid under the table by the level-up maiden to put all of those valuable souls on the other side of all those rickety platforms and cliff edges and pay off all those undead soldiers to try and kick that girl off the cliff when she bends over to get them. I don't ask why. she just keeps recrossing her legs whenever we talk business

when I told her how I saw her get stabbed in the back and kicked off the ledge I think she moaned a little