Forever Blowing Bubbles.

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

i went on the scooby doo diet where I just eat giant subs and processed biscuits and I gotta say im not feeling to

o good.

what did they do

What they had to do.

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!