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Knights of Antēpolis, for a short story
It’s not a Discworld joke unless you read it, don’t parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like “It’s a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlova” and you scream Terry’s name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is he’ll hear it.
#i don’t think this is what pterry meant by ‘a man’s not dead while his name is still spoken’
I absolutely think it is
I read Jingo for the first time when I was 13.
I’m 33 now, and I still discover a new joke every time I reread it.
Terry was a comedic genius
#shoutout to the one in Soul Music about the leopard that got thrown out of the circus because it couldn't hear the ringmaster#it was several months after my second or third time reading the book that I clocked it was a Deaf Leopard (via @morkaischosen)
god DAMMIT
When I was informed that “Vetinari” is a pun on “Medici”. That pun was so painful I couldn’t even see it.
...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.
*starts thunderously knocking on the doors of heaven*
get out here Terry I just wanna talk
Twurp’s Peerage made me throw a book (gently) at a wall.
In the UK, the book of the peerage is called Burke’s Peerage. Burke sounds like berk, which means a silly/annoying person. So Terry took ‘twerp’, another word for a silly or annoying person, and replaced the e with u.
The Book of Silly and Annoying People, based on the real thing with a pun on the name thrown in for good measure.
OMG I FUCKING *KNEW* VETINARI WAS A JOKE ON FUCKONG SOMETHING I JUST COULDNT GRASP IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO WIND SOMEHOW
I am not a talented punster so I was today old when I realised about Vetinari.
guys it's fucking close to water
Latinclass ca. 9th grade: the text we had to translate contained the words trans means "on the other side of" or in german it can be translated to "über/ hinüber". Also silvas; silvanis means "the forest" or in german "der Wald".
Trans silvas very simply translated into german would be über den Wald
Trans silvas -> Transsilvanien -> Überwald
My latin teacher gave me a very weird look as I suddenly facepalmed myself and groaned quietly.
The Venturi and Selachii feud is what killed me when I got it.
The Venturi Effect is a scientific term referring to the acceleration of a liquid through a narrow tube (like a jet).
Selachii is a classification of sharks. (I discovered this when my stepson got really into sharks)
... fucking HELL Terry.
In Carpe Jugulum, Count Magpyr boasts of having helped write the Malleus Maleficarum, along with the Torquus Simiae Maleficarum, the Auriga Clavium Maleficarum, and in fact the entire Arca Instrumentorum.
The Malleus Maleficarum is a very real, very nasty and absolutely batshit insane book from late 15th-century Germany, basically laying out the procedure for catching, torturing, and executing witches. Its title translates to The Hammer of Witches. The other titles are Pratchett's inventions.
Malleus = "hammer" Torquus Simiae = "monkey wrench" Auriga Clavium = "bucket of nails" Arca Instrumentorum = "box of tools"
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Ballister sketch dumb because I rewatched Nimona recently 🖤
can we turn it around? ilya and shane so in love they cannot keep their hands off of each other anywhere they go, and david and yuna suddenly see this whole new side of shane? pretty please c:
yesss <3 thank you! god nonnie sorry for making you wait so long lol i hope you can forgive me
prompts are still open <3 all gcu couples welcome
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Shane's book lay abandoned in his lap as he was watching Ilya play with Anya on the dock of the cottage. Yuna kept stealing glances at her son; it made her heart twist that this was the first time she was seeing him looking at anyone like this. How much had he repressed his true feelings before coming out to them? It made her sad if she thought about it for too long. So, she was glad he got to openly stare, now.
And to be fair, Ilya was an attractive man, of course.
"He is very handsome," Yuna commented idly, looking up from her book.
"Mom!" Shane complained, giving her a shocked and startled look. Back to repression.
"What?! I have eyes!" she shrugged, "And I'm just happy you found someone just as handsome as you." She reached out, squeezing his cheek. He pulled away with an annoyed little noise.
"Shane!" Ilya came running up the incline towards the adirondack chairs, smiling widely, Anya hot on his heels. "Come play with us."
It was so sweet and free and careless that it made Yuna's heart warm up. It made Yuna think of a much, much younger Shane, who always had friends, but never really had a best friend, never had children ring their doorbell and ask if he wanted to come out and play.
Nobody had expected it, but now she could see it: they were perfect for each other. Ilya brought out this new side in Shane, playful and more relaxed than he usually was. I love him, actually. Clearly, it was mutual.
Ilya reached out for Shane, and flicked some lake water on him in the process. "Oh no, your t-shirt is wet, you better take it off."
"Ilya!" Shane chided, eyes briefly flickering towards Yuna. She pretended to go back to her book.
Shane let himself be pulled up by Ilya, and did take off his t-shirt, neatly placing it over the backrest of the chair before letting Ilya take his hand and pull him down towards the dock.
Yuna watched them with a little smile.
"Hello." David came down from the porch, carrying two glasses of lemonade, handing one to her and joining her in the now-empty chair. He looked down at the dock where the boys were playing with Anya, tossing her ball back and forth, laughing as she jumped to catch it.
"They're very cute together, aren't they?" She turned to him, catching his eyes.
"Yes," he said with a soft smile. "I'm glad they found each other."
"Me, too."
For a moment, they watched them, matching smiles on their faces, happy that their disciplined, serious son had found someone to make him smile and laugh like this.
Ilya tossed the ball into the lake, and Anya took a running leap into the water to get it back. While she did, Ilya wrapped his arms around Shane. They wrestled for a bit, still laughing, and even from all the way up here, they could see Shane blush behind his laughter.
They could also see Ilya grab a handful of Shane's butt.
"Oh!" Yuna started giggling.
"No, I don't need a repeat performance of that," David said mildly, and made a show of opening his crossword puzzle magazine.
"i don't have any stanley cup rings, but i have shane."
"i never expected to be blessed with a second one."
"my family is here."
the ballad of what could have been ❤️ meant to finish this before the xma 10th anniversary earlier this week but kind of overestimated my power XD so here it is now.
also have some separate images with peter sitting/lying/dabbing/laughing/crying around:

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