#ser dunk

I was at mad cool festival in Madrid, 10/10 experience and my friend and I had ideas.

First of all; we saw CMAT and the pianist was in nothing but his boxers humping the piano and looked surprisingly like Lyonel, lead singer of wolf Alice who was soooo cunty, the drummer of kings of Leon who's pecs(tits) jiggled when he played.

Therefore: a band covered in scandal called 'The Nepo Babies'(Lyonel chose the name, Aerion hates it) with Aerion centre stage singer and guitar, Lyonel on the keyboard, Raymun on the bass and Steffon on the drums.

One day Steffon trips and hurts his arm so he can't play at this massive concert and they're heavily panicking and they need to find someone quick, like 5 minutes quick, who can play in his stead when their security guard, Dunk, steps up saying he can fill in. They're all a bit drunk and stressed as fuck so they agree and Dunk is 1000 times better than Steffon, the performance goes swimmingly despite everything and they agree that Dunk should replace Steffon, maybe even after Steffon has healed.

One day before the show Dunk spills something on his shirt and decides it's hot enough to go on shirtless and when performing someone takes a video of Dunk playing, tits flapping everywhere while playing, and makes a tik tok with the caption "the first thing I see when I look at him is heart, not my fault his tits are in the way."

Dunk is now launched into fame because of his sex appeal and doesn't know what to do. The rest of the band convince him to do stuff like pour water on himself when hot, they are now famous for two reasons; so many scandals and Dunk's tits.

Established Dunkaerion where Dunk gets framed as a traitor thus leading to the Targaryens (except egg and baelor maybe, yeah he’s alive in this au) thinking he is.

He gets locked up at the cellar but before any interrogation gets done he suddenly disappears.