i reblog stuff I like.

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

pushed over by ghosts! sad

I um... I kept looking for the discworld/fool's guild tag, because that was obviously what this was. But then it... Wasn't. Who knew.

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

I cast Protection of Work Zone

Okay so I had to go a bit slowly since I haven't needed to multiply a fraction in ages but it was worth it

And Vincent Price was also bi so, y'know, let’s hear it for the bi pride catboys.

a siren but she only knows the lyrics to backstreet boys’ legendary ballad i want it that way

Me singing the same two lines of a song for three days

I love my local strawberry festival because it's what I imagine a sports game feels like to people who really love a sports team. Or maybe a boy band concert in the 90s. Or Oktoberfest. Look at us all wearing our matching outfits themed around this thing we like. Let's get swag and novelty drinks. Go strawberries.